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I paper traded laying every horse selection from the punterslounge last night (not here, too much respect for the stattos). I back dated it over a few weeks and found I wouldve made a nice profit .

For a while I've been laying the Racing Post Naps Comp on the basis that for 40 years they have lost mountains of cash. It's true you WILL make money from it, but you need a huge bank to do it and you could be waiting 40 years to see the benefit. The big downfall to laying them is you'll often see 4 selections in one race (50 tipsters), meaning that although the overall table is showing a loss, individual races can really hurt you. I've had a few bad days on there that when looked at simplistically should've returned a profit.. not the case.. im sticking to laying punters.

The sad truth is that punters generally lose money, the more bets you take the more likely it is you'll end up winning. There was one meeting on there that would've returned a loss and about 16 that would've made me loads.

Russia Eurovision Song

Eurovision 2008 Betting - Songs

Dima Bilan will represent Russia in Belgrade with song ‘Believe’. Dima represented Russia at the Eurovision Song Contest 2006 with Never Let You Go, finishing second. He has several Russian #1 hits and now is interested in making an international career for himself.

Current odds with paddy power - 9/2

The Gerry Logan Review

adies and gentleman, may I present to you, Dima Bilan, the world's most appalling singer. Ever. I had to wait several minutes before I could write that due to the tears flooding from my eyes. I haven't laughed so hard since... probably last year's Russian effort. Please, play the above video and listen to this man. Words really fail me.

The, 'uh' and, 'ah' at the end of every word he sings. The ridiculously over the top vibrato. The way he pronouces, 'impossible' as 'I pass a ball'. It's James Brown meets Shirley Bassey on drugs meets karaoke twat meets X-Factor 'funny audition person'. Breathtaking. And if all that wasn't enough to get your blood suitably boiling, he looks like Darius. Bloody Darius.

Now, I'm not a violent man but I'd gladly beat this young chap to a bloody pulp. He absolutely must be stopped (he even SINGS 'Stop me! Stop me! Stop me! at the end for goodness sake). Why does God let bad Eurovision singers happen and more to the point, why do people let them into this sacred event? I should also inform you the song is sh*t too. They're a perfect match for each other. Guess where Paddy Power can stick their 9/2 for this? That's right. Straight down Mr Bilan's throat.

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