Betcult Member 14

"My son finally convinced me to join Betcult after hours of nagging and I have to say, it may have aged me 40 years but it was the best decision I ever made. I'm already £3.47 in profit this month alone! There are so many cults available to join these days but I'm so pleased I joined this one.

And of course my son and I finally have something in common. We always sit down now over a shandy  each Friday evening to discuss a little Scottish division 2 punting (sometimes we even sacrifice the odd goat even though it's not a membership requirement lol). Thank you Betcult! Life is worth living again!"

Mrs Brussell (38) Fintry