Yarmouth horse racing tips. Lovely. Morning, chaps. Or afternoon. Or even, evening. You may be enjoying me at midnight perhaps over a beer and a curry. Doesn't matter. All that matters is that your pal, Donald Keys, destroys Yarmouth today. Let's find a couple of winners at least to enhance my legendary status. It's Yarmouth. It's horse racing. It's Donald Keys donkeys. Let's crack on.

2.10 I quite like to follow an animal that's done well for me recently so my pick here is Sister Moonshine which managed a place last run at big odds. Thanks darling. We aint getting big odds this time though: 4.3 currently at Betfair or 11/4 with me old pal Betfred

2.40 I feel a little gamble coming on. Blackmalkin my gunch (gut and hunch) whispers could be worth a place. This is a tight one though but the odds are okay. Currently 11.5 @ betfair or 8/1 @ betfred

3.10 A real lottery here and not one I'd recommend betting on. Having said that, I love to gamble so for me it's In The Moment @ 7.6 betfair or 6/1 @ bet365 - it's rubbish but it's as rubbish as the rest which gives it a chance of doing something not all that rubbish. What do you think of it so far?

3.40 Blimey. This is a tough one. Very tight and little to choose between them but me old hunch is tingling at Peas In A Pod @ 9/1 with betfred or 9.2 @ betfair - it's an e/w shout. Probably doesn't have enough in the locker to win it but with just the right number of legs and fully functioning internal organs, there's a chance and a chance is all we ever need. Also place claims for My Flame which is currently @ 11.5 with betfair and 8/1 with bet365.

4.10 Time for some faith. I believe I can fly and I also believe Marmooq is capable of placing and isn't out of contention for the win either. I sense it likes ground and this ground might be right up it's street. I think it could go close anyway unless it starts pissing down. 7.8 @ betfair or 7.50 @ bet365

4.40 Dragon Flame could be interesting. I see bet365 go 8.00's but you'll currently only get 4.9 @ betfair - what are you talking to me about Willis? I'm chancing it e/w @ bet365 anyway. It likes Yarmouth, it likes the ground and it likes the distance. That's enough to suggest it can do something here. As long as it's breathing. I'm gonna be a devil too and tell you that Bookiesindex Boy can place. Somewhere. Either 3rd, last or over the rainbow. I love it. And I love you. 15.00 @ bet365.

5.10 Dear Lord. Give me strength. Guide me towards a decent e/w shout in the 5.10 at Yarmouth. Hooo-aaah. Simultaneous gut and hunch tingles for Ba Dreamflight although 9.00's @ bet365 and betfair hasn't got the saliva glands in overdrive. And I may as well finish with another good old fashioned gamble. Latimer House has nothing going for it other than the affection of the Donald Keys gunch. My hunchuition says..... maybe. 16/1 @ bet365 and 18.5 @ betfair. You know it makes sense. Of some kind.

Until next time, Yarmouth. Please be kind. I've been Donald Keys and this has been my Yarmouth donkeys. Shut yar mouth.