Not really tips for Salisbury races. More some 'quick picks'. I'm so good to you. I could easily have just went to the pub.

2.30 Drumming Party @ 7/1 ladbrokes.

3.00 Jeremiah 40/1 sportingbet 60.00's @ betfair - Auld Arty 5.6 @ betfair

3.35 Ocean Avenue @ 9/1 sportingbet - Amwell Brave 14/1 ladbrokes - 16.5 @ betfair

4.05 Wester Ross 7.6 @ betfair

4.40 Mille Feuille 8/1 ladbrokes and betfair - Provence 9/1 @ betfair

5.10 Mrs Jefferson 10/1 @ ladbrokes

Yarmouth racing tips delivered straight to your eyes, for free! Let's speed through these with the gunch turned to maximum.

2.15 Four runners and no way I'm taking the favourite @ 1.48 betfair - you know this by now. No. For me, it's a gamble on Green Poppy @ 11.00 betfair. As the racing post say, we really need the others to underperform but it's in with a shout.

2.45 Looks a bit of a lottery - even my gunch is unsure. Or is it? It tells me Lenouska @ 11/2 skybet and 7.4 @ betfair is capable of doing something okay. Will that be enough? Possibly.

3.15 All the so called pros going for the short priced favourite but not I, sir. Golden Bishop looked worth a little something to my gunch and I - currently 6.2 @ betfair and 9/2 ladbrokes. I believe. In something. Not necessarily something good. 3rd or 4th? Who knows?

3.50 Looks tight. I love it. Shall we chance Life's A Whirl @ 12/1 ladbrokes and 12.5 betfair? One decent reason why - "winner of this race last two years and attempting hat-trick off much lower mark this time around after decline in form" - may as well try. Slightly interested in Luck Will Come @ 8.8 betfair and 15/2 sportingbet too. Can it place? Of course it can. Whether it will or not is another matter. I'll say.... maybe.

4.20 Four runners again. As is tradition, I'm overlooking the odds on favourite and going with Robert Burns @ 5.4 betfair and 9/2 vcbet. I don't need reasons damn you.

4.55 Can we find a juicy e/w shout here? I think we possibly can but chances are we won't. Look at me. Keeping my feet so firmly on the ground. I think Registrar exisits within a state of place potentiality @ 10/1 sportingbet. You know it makes sense. I'd be willing to take a little gamble on Fiefdom nicking a place too @ 11/1 sportingbet and betfair. If it has the desire, it should. It could. It will. Maybe.

5.25 Last one. Sweet. Hang about though. I was fancying Charlotte Grey but so is everyone else and you know how much I hate that. I see Smirfys Gold is running - let me down majorly last time but better drawn here... interesting. 11/1 sportingbet and betfair and I'm willing to give the beast a 2nd chance. Do not fail me again. A couple of things going for Town House which makes me want to take a small gamble on it doing something cool. 14/1 vcbet - possibilities.

So long Yarmouth and so long suckers. See you next time? Oh, go on. Please. Be my pal. It's a lonely life being a legendary tipster. Sniff.

Scoop6 racing tips delivered straight to your eyes by Donald Keys, legendary, heroic, muscular, racing tipster and friend to the animals. That's me. And this is the world's greatest Scoop6 tips section. We've been so close and yet so terribly far but our day will come. Have no fear. Could it be today? Why the hell not? Let's crack on.

Leg 1 - 12.05 Market Rasen
The lovely Advancement catches the gunch once more having won for me recently. Everyone seems to fancy this beast though and that always puts me off a little. Maybe I shouldn't worry. But I do. 4/1 @ skybet is quite appalling really but there you go. I'm a little torn between Wizard Of Us 16/1 sybet and Moon Star  20/1 bet365 - the former it is then. God help us.

Leg 2 - 2.35 Newmarket
I feel so dirty. I'm struggling to see beyond the top 2 in the betting here. Don't hate me for this. Arthur's Girl 4/1 ladbrokes and Dar Re Mi 11/4 ladbrokes. I don't know why I feel so afraid today but I do. I even disgust myself. Sorry.

Leg 3 - 2.50 Newbury
I suppose if I ruled out Maghya here I'd be labeled a fool. I'm already labeled a fool though so.... no. I have to take it. Currently 7/2 @ ladbrokes. Looks a possible. I'm also going to try a right dodgy one in Aphrodisia 17/2 currently @ sportingbet. Needs some luck but hey, we always need some luck.

Leg 4 - 3.25 Newbury
Only the 23 runners in this one huh? You're making it too easy for me. Too many to love and not enough to hate. Marvellous. By the power of gut-hunch... I. Have. THE POWER!!! Mullglen 16/1 @ bet365 looks as good and/or rubbish as any. And another little gunch gamble with Bahamian Babe 8/1 sporting bet. I probably could have picked 20 or so from this one though. Let us pray too while we're at it. Amen. Next.

Leg 5 - 3.35 Newmarket
Hands up who likes a gamble? Me too. Cape 7/1 skybet requires a whole lot of faith here but I'm willing. I guess I have to jot down the favourite too: Temple of Thebes @ 3/1 skybet - I'm not entirely convinced but it's all I can be bothered with now.

Leg 6 - 3.40 Market Rasen
Shall we dance? Or shall we just keep on gambling. Brooklyn Brownie 11/1 skybet has the potential to do something interesting although it also has the potential to do something utterly embarrassing. What a rush. And I'm going to completely overlook the in-form favourite and plump for the far dodgier Seymour Weld @ 12/1 with paddy power and ladbrokes.

That's your lot. Do with them what you will. My enthusiasm isn't quite there today. Migraines, hangovers and an aching, cold, heart. Keep on breathing in the free world. We don't have long left. Good luck and see you next time. Won't I?

Newmarket racing tips, delivered straight to your eyes by me, Donald Keys. Your cuddly, alcoholic racing tipster. Here are some quickies just for the hell of it. Let's crack on.

5.45 Smirfy's Silver has place potential. 7/1 betfred, blue square etc. 9.4 betfair. Can Silent Applause do anything interesting? Probably not but let's see. 16/1 @ bet365 and 21.00 @ betfair. Place or die. I'd rather it died to be honest.

6.15 F*ck it. I'm simply going to gamble. Nashmiah @ 16/1. e/w shout. They all are really. Snoqualmie Girl 14/1 most places is as good and/or sh*t as any.

6.45 Danish Art @ 10/1 blue square and 13.00 @ betfair is interesting. Why? I wish I had the time to explain.

7.15 How can I resist Cute Ass @ 5/1 everywhere? I can't. Never could. In with a shout. Come on my Cute Ass!

7.50 Albarouche looks a place potential @ 9/1 with all the bookies and betfair. So said the gunch which is actually on a beach in Spain at the moment. Yes, I'm a dirty rotten lying cheat. I'm not really. We talk over the phone.

8.20 Alsace Lorraine is rubbish. We love rubbish so let's have a gamble @ 16/1 sportingbet. I hate you too.

8.50 Aggravation @ 11.00 betfair - another stinker but stinkers are sometimes okay. And Palmetto Point @ 16/1 blue square and 20.00 betfair can please me by not running like a cripple and in the right direction. It's not the worst. Better than Aggravation probably. I should have typed this one first then.

Good luck and goodnight. I really am knackered now. Been sat here since morning. Because I love you I suppose.

Beverley horse racing tips. Summertime. I'm going to pick up my tipster hose and playfully squirt you with racing tips. You love it. And so do I. I'll tell you what else I love. Beverley...  Right handed. Tough uphill finish puts an emphasis on stamina, stiff. High numbers favoured up to a mile. Things like that can be important. Mainly when the infamous Donald Keys 'gunch' and 'hunchuition' aren't quite in the zone (rare but happens). I can't be sat here twittering away with you lot though. Time is creeping up on me again like a... a... clockwork ninja? Or something. Lets crack on.

2.15 Dodgy looking race first up so let's sharpen the gunch and find something not particularly obvious. Just Sam is rather fancied and looks in with a shout so I'm immediately looking elsewhere as is my right. Unfortunately I hate them all but one of my least hated is Jevington Star @ 9.8 betfair and 2.8 to place. A place is the best we can hope for I think. It's tight. Next!

2.45 Tight again I'd say so I'll be chasing a tasty e/w shout here if possible. Or not. Ace Of Spies @ 14/1 with bet365 and skybet has very little going for it but it appears as rubbish as most of them here so I'd be willing to gamble a little on it placing which of course wouldn't be rubbish. The rubbish paradox returns. Superb. Thanx For That keeps nagging away at me too - it's not the worst and could be touching a place. A place somewhere also not rubbish. Currently 10.5 for the win @ betfair and 3.1 to place or 8/1 @ skybet to win. Place ya bastard. In my heart.

3.15 The last Tuesday racing I can recall went utterly stunningly. I wish I could remember what I did. Was it mainly gunch rubbing and hunchuition? I suppose it was. Okay then. Let's see where the tingles begin and end. Cool Sonata @ 25/1 bet365 requires heaps of faith and heaps of faith is just what I have. It might actually not finish last and that is certainly good enough for me. Duck! I'm squirting you with my tipster hose! We'll try Positivity too to place as you know how much I love positivity. This beauty is currently 8/1 @ bet365 and has four working legs which move. Most winning horses share those traits so it has a chance.

3.45 Thewhirlingdervish is the first to catch my gunch @ 6/1 with paddy power, skybet etc. and 7/1 @ betfair. It can certainly grab a place but has enough positives to go all the way I believe. Just about. I think. Well, okay - 4th. Need to keep our feet on the ground. There are two or three others I could quite easily pick out here as in with a shout but I'm going to overlook them for something slightly less obvious in Bold Adventure @ 14/1 with sportingbet and 4.7 to place @ betfair. I'm not sure what to say other than it's pure gunchuition and a little black magic. It has place potential anyway as far as I'm concerned. Nice one, me.

4.15 All aboard! Wooo woooo! Last stop, gamble town. This is a real toughy so everyone pat my gunch and tell me it'll all be okay. There, there. And here, here. I've spotted one. Or have I? I was hoping for better odds than 8/1 skybet and 9.4 @ betfair for Soto which looks to be currently existing within a state of place potentiality. No time to mess around though so I'll jot it down along with.... shoite as the Irish would say. A couple I like but no doubt I'm going to ditch the wrong one as usual. Balls to it. Jun Fan @ 7/1 skybet, betfred and so on. Let's hope at least one of them can do something to please my gunch. Just don't let Monte Major place @ 25/1. Next!

4.45 Gala Sunday is quite fancied and for a change I'm willing to agree. 5/1 just about everywhere and touching 2.00's @ betfair to place. Only a spontaneous combustion will see it run a stinker. Not running a stinker guarantees nothing though so be careful. Again, one or two others I like but I'm plumping for Wulimaster @ 15.00 betfair and 3.4 to place or 11/1 bet365. As shouts go, it's in with one. It won't be a million miles away at least (as that would be almost impossible).

5.15 Hopefully we can finish with a bang here. As long as it's not the sound of a gun as I place it to my temple and pull the trigger. Cracking stuff. I effortlessly combine racing tips with comedy. You've never had it so good. And I'm going to ruin it all by taking a chance with the crappy looking Mganga @ 7.00 betfair. Don't worry though. They're all equally as crappy so there's a chance of something. You know the score.

That concludes the summertime racing tips squirting for Beverley. I hope you're lucky enough to avoid the lot. Good day to you, sir. No, good day to YOU. No, YOU. I'm heading to the pub for 3pm so will probably miss it all. Yes, I'm no longer a recovering alcoholic. I'm an alcoholic. An alcoholic that doesn't drink is simply ridiculous when you think about it. See you next time. Or perhaps I'll see you in hell before that.

Did you miss me? I think you did. That's okay though. Feelings are good. Especially good feelings. And you know what? I have good feelings about today. Yes, it's Scoop6 time again and I fully expect another superhuman display by all of my picks. Superhorse display. Whatever. These hooves were made for running. And that's just what they'll do. No time for chit chat though so let's crrrrrrrack on.

2.10 Sandown
3 or 4 I could possibly plump for here but Peace Offering @ 12/1 with bet365 and all the majors and 13.5 @ betfair is interesting me the most. Why you ask? Surely because I say so is enough by now? It requires alot of faith after 9 months off, I'll admit that much. It exists within a state of place potentiality though and you know I love that. It'll be tickling 3rd I think. But we need a winner so let's take the favourite, Hoh Mike, too. Unbeaten here and that aint half hot mum. Short odds but that's life. I was almost tempted by Day By Day @ 40/1 but we can't have them all. If it places I'll most likely commit suicide. Suicide is painless. Easy.

2.25 Haydock
Very interesting race indeed. My gunch (combined gut and hunch) is in tingle town here. They're all decent says the gunch so we really need to pick out the tingliest if possible. Full Speed looks a decent e/w shout @ 11/1 sportingbet and Trenchtown could be worth a little something - currently 9/2 @ ladbrokes and 5.4 betfair. The favourite looks tough to beat but they always appear that way don't they? I believe, brother. I hope you believe too. Together our belief can propel these beauties somewhere. Somewhere that will make us happy. Across the line and over the rainbow. Love it.

2.40 Sandown
A few familiar horse faces in this one that have done well for me recently and I often find that off putting. Not to worry though. Masaalek is one and keeps calling out to me for many reasons. Four legs and fully functioning internal organs being two of them. It has recently finished 2nd to today's favourite as the racing post will tell you: "Record of steady progression and came out best of far-side group when runner-up to Fifteen Love in the Britannia at Royal Ascot; 2lb pull gives hope of turning the tables today and has to be respected." I do respect it. I do. Respect to the swishy tailed beast. Does it have enough to win? We shall see. I also fancy a bit on Unshakable @ 16/1 sportingbet - it likes Sandown and it's great at running really fast in the right direction. Place potential say I.

3.00 Haydock
I love a good opera so Folk Opera immediately tickles my gunch. Plenty going for it and not a huge amount against which means I have to chance the little devil @ 5/1 with bet365, bluesquare etc. and 6.2 @ betfair. I expect  Samira Gold may be capable of placing but you know what? I need a good old gamble and Sweet Lilly @ 33/1 with all the bookies and 48.00 @ betfair can spring a surprise if it doesn't spontaneously combust.

3.20 Sandown
Pipedreamer looks decent enough to moi @ 5/1 skybet, ladbrokes etc and 6.8 betfair. It's very tight with Pheonix Tower @ around 4.8 so I'm happy to chance it at better odds. That officially makes me a chancer doesn't it? I love it. Blimey. I suppose I'd best stick down Pheonix Tower too then as you know it'll bleedin' well pip it. Is 'pip it' even an expression? I make them up as I go. I'm so zany.

3.35 Haydock
Balls. I have to have a tiny little something or other on Dansili Dancer to place @ 8.2 betfair - I think it can actually achieve this amazing feat. It's 33/1 @ skybet and 48.00 @ betfair for the win. That's not good enough for Scoop6 though. We want something more realistic and secure. Fine. Tight between Mad Rush and Pippa Greene for me so this little rascal is going to gamble again with the latter at far juicier odds. 9.8 @ betfair and 8/1 bet365, ladbrokes, paddy power etc. A little luck is all we need. And a little love.

I've been Donlald Keys and these have been the Donald Keys donkeys. Nice ass! See you next time, suckers.

Howdy, partners and partnerettes. I wasn't going to bother with this today as I'm a bit knackered but Scoop6 betting tips are in my blood. I can't not do them, even if it's random hunchuition over the course of an hour.

You know I'd ideally like to spend 5-6 hours on these but you never know. Our luck may be in. Time is of the essence so let's cut the chit chat and crack on. I'm Donald Keys and these are my donkeys.

Leg 1 2.45 Haydock
Nice difficult one to start. Just as we like it, the mighty gunch and I. I've had a quick glance and it's difficult to see past Dark Missile @ 15/8 betfred and Perfect Polly @ 7/1 bet365 - I'll have them both. Next!

Leg 2 3.00 Goodwood
Could quite easily pick out 4 from this one but let's stick with a couple and hope to get lucky. Rub my hunch, we're going in. Not convinced it has enough in the locker to win but we'll chance Show Winner, currently 5/1 @ bluesquare and the next one really is tough. I might have to flip my gunch here. It's all about weighing up the positives and negatives but sometimes things are just too close to call. Balls to it. Candle it is, 11/2 @ paddy power just now.

Leg 3 3.15 Haydock
Blimey. I can't see past an impressive looking Appalachian Trail @ 15/4 sportingbet during my brief glancing. On the back of a fine win over course and distance last month and certainly looks capable. It'll finish somewhere for sure. As will they all.

Leg 4 3.25 York
Not really a fan of York but we have to do it. Say a little prayer for me.  Regal Flush appears to be fancied by all including me I'm sad to say. I hate being a sheep but the clock is ticking and I can't really look at them all. We'll try it though and a little gamble on Samuel @ 16/1 bluesquare. It exists within a state of place potentiality and you know I love that.

Leg 5 3.35 Goodwood
Not liking a great deal here and even the gunch is shying away. Today is gambling day though so let's try Caldra @ 7/1 betfred along with the fancied Bankable @ 15/8 with bluesquare

Leg 6 3.55 York
Nice one to finish with only the 20 runners to sift through as we battle the clock. Thanks for that. I have to say though, the first one to catch my eye is the favourite River Falcon @ 10/1 sportingbet due to it's super record here. And finally Ishetoo I think will be thereabouts. No time to look at any others so that's that and good luck.

See you next week.