Hell Hath No Fury Like... A Me Scorned
Ok. Where to start? How about in the middle of the beginning? This site has been down for about... ooh... three years I'd say. Hahaha. It's a long story which is why I'm missing most of it out. In fact, I'm missing it all out as I'll just end up raging and swearing and smashing things up and peeing my trousers with fury. Honestly though. I lost about two years work due to EVERYTHING IN EXISTENCE SUCKING ASS. Bloody incompetent hosting, incompetent installations, upgrades, back up and restore options: all a complete joke. I want to punch... things. Computers, robots, humans, hamsters. Anything. Not you though. You're simply delightful.
Anyway, I thought I'd come back to this seeing as I've been... fucking paying for it all for God knows how long. Ages. What a waste eh? Maybe though... just maybe.. we can pull it back from the brink. Time will tell. Bah. I've just remembered all that classic Donald Keys stuff that was up here. All gone now. Lost in the ether. Something tells me old Don Keys will be back though. He's irrepressible you know.
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The Gramaphone Machine
Cool song that I thought. Just discovered the new youtube embed code doesn't go in here. Wee tip for you: tick the "old embed code" option on Youtube. Arseholes.
That one I liked too. I don't know why but soon as I find songs I enjoy they suddenly start being used on fucking adverst and trailers and shit. The suits are soiling my soul!!!!
