I Want To Be a Tipster
Stephen Shocking - Notes And Ramblings
Tuesday, 25 March 2008 16:52
shocking5.jpgSalutations punters. I am writing to inform you of my desire to become a fully fledged member of the tipster community. For too long I have sat back and watched my fantastical betting system steal the limelight from it's creator. But no more. I refuse to be a bitch to the system any longer. Now I do indeed intend to become the daddy. Who is your daddy? I am talking to you, betting system! Who is your daddy?

From now on the betting system serves me. Stephen Shocking. My superhuman intellect combined with my genius system will render me invincible. Public transportation will be filled with broken bookmakers. Punters; this time next year we will be millionaires. Assuming I avoid assassination. Stay tuned.
 

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